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Thaiophile

Westerners who are addicted to being in Thailand. The entire focus of their life revolves around all things Thai, and they do everything they can to avoid going back to their native country, due to miserable memories of failure. In Thailand they feel like somebody for the first time in their life. They get noticed, can afford things that the locals can't so feel successful, and can get a girlfriend who weighs less than they do for the first time ever. Losers instantly become winners.

Thaiophiles usually feel smug about being able to live in Thailand, as if it is a prideworthy achievement that all westerners but only a few clever and lucky individuals can achieve. They are convinced that westerners back in the west are highly envious. If they spend more than a week away from Thailand, they begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms.
Look at that poor Thaiophile. He is been in Thailand way too long for his own good but is too addicted to even contemplate leaving.
by DJ Pat March 19, 2010
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Thaiophile

A person who makes a success of living in Thailand, enjoys the country and doesn't feel the need to continuously bleat about others on Thai related forums before deciding to become a dole bludger in his father's country of birth.
Why is it that thaiophiles are so careful to protect their self-esteem from a bit of rocking? I see it as endemic, and did when I lived there.

I must make it clear, it isn't Thailand I am bored with, in fact every new day is an adventure
by cd twat's dad March 29, 2013
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Theophile

A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.
Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?

Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.
by ZRh2pc May 12, 2018
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Teliophile

Attraction to adults, primarily from mid to late adolescence, & some, with attempts to engage in sexual activity, or manipulate the adult in a subtle manner for sex.
"I saw Gabriel text this girl over 18 and they exchanged ludes.. he's 15! He's smarter than that"

( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)
by KaeCoe December 18, 2020
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twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
by youloveitsir July 6, 2010
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tacophile

a person who is extremely fond of anything Mexican or of the Mexicans themselves (including food, culture, lingo, etc.)
He's got a Mexican wife, talks like one, drinks teqilla like one and makes the best enchilada ever. A real tacophile.
by mikethespike July 7, 2009
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theophile

An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"
by AhBo124 November 3, 2013
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