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Has a huge monster cock
I fucked Thaelo last night and now I gotta spend 3 months in the hospital to stop the excessive bleeding coming out of my ass hole.
Words you can keep
a super cool, authentic, thoughtful, engaged and passionate guy who walks his own walk and talks his own talk without being rolled by outside judgement.
Wow, have you met Thaelo, he is so real.
Thaelo by the real real dude January 22, 2018
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Thaelo is a name. Thaelo's are incredibly unique manifestations of blue green Earth Gods... there are very few men in the world strong enough to be a Thaelo. Closely related to Thor the God of Thunder. A human incarnation of a phthalo coloured light being.
Hey Thaelo - there's a thunder storm coming, wanna go for a run down the beach with me?
thaelo by the real real dude January 22, 2018
Thapelo is one of the kind, adorable, smart human being and will understand you completely. A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. The name Thapelo means prayer. Thapelo God’s finest creation till today. All he wants is to enjoy his life without stress or worry.
Thapelo ya ka e arabilwe. Molimo, utloa thapelo ea ka.

(My prayer was answered. God, hear my prayer.)
Thapelo by Jesse p.p November 24, 2021

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!
Another word for the hottest girl ever. She makes you laugh,smile,and feel happy when your around her. She's also super sexy and got a booty of a black girl. She has a heart of gold but can get an attitude. She will mean the world to you when you meet her, and catch your eye right at first look. She's beautiful and just perfect
Taelor da girl you want
Taelor by Chase johnson December 19, 2016

thelonious 

A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.
girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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