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Her: where we’re you last night
Him: with the dudes
Her: No you weren’t, you was at that bitch house
Him: tf up
Tf u by Tf up July 13, 2021
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The person who says the first thing is stupid and ur the smart one in the situation
Boy 1: Hey, can we go to food?
Boy 2: tf u mean??

bro tf u sayin

happens when da bro sais a wtf thing
love ya, no homo
- bro tf u sayin

TF IS U TALKIN BOUT 

When someone is buggin out and you don’t know wtf they talkin bout
T Dog: Ayo lemme get some chips yo

CBANDZZ: IM EATING THESE SHITS U GOT BREAD GO BUY SOME TF IS U TALKIN BOUT

T DOG: Cmon homie u being L mans rn

CBANDZZ: ight bro

T dog: thnx twin

CBANDZZ: SIKE I LIED, THESE CHIPS IS MINE

tf r u doin

tf : The fuck
r : Are
u : You
doin : Doing
The fuck are you doing
*In a discord chat*
Person 1: BRUH THIS NIGGA IS A FAGGOT ON GOD WHY IS HE NOT DYING I SHOT HIM LIKE 39 TIMES
Person 2: "tf r u doin" lol.
tf r u doin by richniggaisfriendless December 14, 2021

who tf asked u 

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
who tf asked u by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

C.T.F.U.A. 

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
C.T.F.U.A. by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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