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Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it
textplain by AdamAAAfzali October 9, 2008
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textplanation by Knock on our door March 6, 2009
Textplain
When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).
Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"
Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"
Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"
Textplain by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010
textplaining
my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed.
textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.
textplaining: m boy lie 2me & ur boy new bout it. i pissed.
textplaining by sarahk77 September 12, 2007
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Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
textplanation by emilyis March 17, 2008
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