Textenade

To serenade another through texting.

You. Are. So. Beautiful.. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I love when you textenade me."

by Bunky Bowes August 27, 2012

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018

textender

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.

when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.

by kufa July 1, 2008

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Textinading

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".

"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"

by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010

Textence

The carrying out of a non-serious accusation/allegation.

Yeah man, there was some textence that his content was stolen.

by Textence April 12, 2021

Textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 10, 2008