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Textenade 

You. Are. So. Beautiful.. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I love when you textenade me."
Textenade by Bunky Bowes August 27, 2012
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(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose
Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.
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textender 

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.
when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.
textender by kufa July 1, 2008

textadent 

ahole who gets into an accident while texting
Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!
textadent by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Textinading 

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".
"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"
Textinading by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010

Textence 

The carrying out of a non-serious accusation/allegation.
Yeah man, there was some textence that his content was stolen.
Textence by Textence April 12, 2021

Textadextrous 

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.


-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

Textadextrous by J.D.B. November 10, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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