textcade 

A never ending string of annoying and pointless texts sent by someone having a bitch fest that you have no interest in.

My mother is relentlessly nagging me via a textcade!

textcade by Violetly N October 21, 2008

textadent 

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

textadent by Tuco B August 21, 2009

Textadextrous 

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

Textadextrous by J.D.B. November 10, 2008

textadextrous 

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

textadextrous by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

Textcaneze 

Misspelling words over text such as you're and your, or using slang like lmao or lol. Mainly applicable to technologically-challenged senior citizens

I have no clue what Marty just texted me over iMessages, it's all Textcaneze to me!

Textcaneze by Mr. Sandwich Man January 2, 2023

Textradecilious 

A number followed by 75 septillion, 253 trillion and 2 billion zeros, it doesnt really fit in the "-illions", but you get the idea

so basically, this platform database size is about 52.2 Textradecilious.

Textradecilious by the fakest textradicilous June 6, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005