textapathy 

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.

Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.

textapathy by udftw January 17, 2009

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014

Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009

Telapathy 

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

Telapathy by pipparts August 23, 2022

textapathic 

Knowing details of someone else's life by reading their text messages.

How did you know that?
I'm textapathic.

textapathic by BDJ Dizzle May 14, 2007

TelaPathY 

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!

BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY

TelaPathY by caligente March 28, 2003

Telapathy 

What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel.

Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.

Telapathy by Carl Braganza September 4, 2003