Text Men 

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.

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Text Men by jujay777 September 2, 2021

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

Ménage à text by SHLA August 10, 2014

Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

Menage a text by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

menage et text

text messaging multiple partners simultaneously.

Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny

Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!

menage et text by jennyann September 28, 2010

Menage a text

A group text message between three people.

Omg! These two annoying chicks are blowing me up in a menage a text right now... save me!

Menage a text by miamiplasteeq February 13, 2019

Textmentia 

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted

OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!

Textmentia by BalconySessions July 13, 2017