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Ménage à text
Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
Ménage à text by SHLA August 10, 2014
Related Words
Text Men • Menage a text • menage et text • Textmentia • text • text sex • text message breakup • text massage • text bomb • Text Lag
Menage a text
When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text
Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...
A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:
Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"
UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1
Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)
Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"
Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"
Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2
Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"
Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"
A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:
Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"
UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1
Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)
Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"
Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"
Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2
Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"
Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"
Menage a text by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009
menage et text
Awwww shit! I sent Jack's text to Johnny
Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!
Better slow down, one at a time, menage et text can be trouble!
menage et text by jennyann September 28, 2010
Menage a text
Menage a text by miamiplasteeq February 13, 2019
Textmentia
When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.
Also see: Living while Distracted
Also see: Living while Distracted
OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!
I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!
I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!
Textmentia by BalconySessions July 13, 2017
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