Texoid

a term given to texans, almost like we are making them sound like aliens (they are)
To an average rich man living in his brick house in Moore,
To an average alien living in his trashed mobile home...
Welcome to the south folks.

go eat some burgers texoid

by MartianSupremacist October 2, 2023

Textoid

A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world.

That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up on the freeway.

by amnesiavictim July 10, 2009

Textident

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

by killakai February 11, 2007

Texodus

A well-worn term with a new application used to describe the mass departure of Republicans from the Texas House of Representatives.

Texodus will go from a trickle to a widening river as a result of this president’s impeachment proceedings.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

texid

-Adjective (American)

1. An expression used to express complete disgust for the US southern way of living.

2. Like rancid but with more grits, beans, and Coors Light.

-Noun

3. An individual, or group of people who may qualify as texid.

1. Jesus, that new kid from the south is positively texid. He smells like cheap whiskey and cat shit.
2. The bathroom stalls here don't even have doors. This whole fucking town is right texid.
3. I hate texids, with their confederate flags, visible armpit hair, and flagrant lack of "schoolin".

by Hamm's Golden Draft January 14, 2009

textident

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.

i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.

by joytext October 30, 2008