-Adjective (American)

1. An expression used to express complete disgust for the US southern way of living.

2. Like rancid but with more grits, beans, and Coors Light.

-Noun

3. An individual, or group of people who may qualify as texid.


1. Jesus, that new kid from the south is positively texid. He smells like cheap whiskey and cat shit.
2. The bathroom stalls here don't even have doors. This whole fucking town is right texid.
3. I hate texids, with their confederate flags, visible armpit hair, and flagrant lack of "schoolin".
by Hamm's Golden Draft January 14, 2009
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An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.
He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.
by widggman September 25, 2008
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A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.
George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.
by Stetson June 18, 2008
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The accident of sending the wrong text to the wrong person.
I just got in a texident! I meant to send Sarah a message telling her Lisa was a fat cunt, but I accidentally sent it to Lisa instead!
by Jenny B The Shizz August 15, 2008
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