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Taxifornia 

Taxifornia - A state where taxes, fees and levies (not the kind that hold back water) rule. Also, a state of being AND a state of mind.
I live in Taxifornia, my pockets have been picked clean by the confiscators.
Taxifornia by theangrytaxpayer January 27, 2013

mexifornia 

Nickname for the U.S state of California because of the heavy Mexican influence especially in Southern California.
Mexifornia es muy bueno
mexifornia by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

mexifornia 

state in USA. the new name for California
Yo I live in LA mexifornia. U no north of Longe Beech.
alta alta yo I LA mounted Mexifornia police man I no show
U my badges. I dont gota show ya my stinking badges!
mexifornia by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Texifornian 

A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.
Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.

Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?

Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.

Guy 1: Dat be ironic.

Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?
Texifornian by CaliTex1990 October 16, 2008

Texafornian 

A name given to any Californian that has moved to Texas recently to escape the shithole California has become or to escape the impending massive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.
God help us if any more of those Texafornian cockroaches come here. Their mannerisms are ruining everything.
Texafornian by thatonedudebro December 6, 2015

Taxafornia 

A name that pokes fun of California's extremely high tax rate.
It cost $5 for a KitKat, yep, that's Taxafornia for you.
Taxafornia by EmJayee May 18, 2022