Texifornia

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The potential combination of two famous states; Texas and California. If this happened, it would be like political Holocaust.

This word can also be used to describe an anorexic giraffe.

1.
Bob: Dude, Mac and PC combined to make PMac.
Shawn: Texifornia time.

2.
Bill: Oh dude, that thing is disgusting.
Mr. Miyagi: Texifornia.

Texifornia by Farhanzam June 27, 2009

Words you can keep

Taxifornia

Taxifornia - A state where taxes, fees and levies (not the kind that hold back water) rule. Also, a state of being AND a state of mind.

I live in Taxifornia, my pockets have been picked clean by the confiscators.

Taxifornia by theangrytaxpayer January 27, 2013

Related Words

Texifornia • Texifornian • Taxifornia • Texafornian • mexifornia • Taxafornia

mexifornia

Nickname for the U.S state of California because of the heavy Mexican influence especially in Southern California.

Mexifornia es muy bueno

mexifornia by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

mexifornia

state in USA. the new name for California

Yo I live in LA mexifornia. U no north of Longe Beech.
alta alta yo I LA mounted Mexifornia police man I no show
U my badges. I dont gota show ya my stinking badges!

mexifornia by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Texifornian

A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.

Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.

Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?

Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.

Guy 1: Dat be ironic.

Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?

Texifornian by CaliTex1990 October 16, 2008

Texafornian

A name given to any Californian that has moved to Texas recently to escape the shithole California has become or to escape the impending massive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.

God help us if any more of those Texafornian cockroaches come here. Their mannerisms are ruining everything.

Texafornian by thatonedudebro December 6, 2015

Taxafornia

A name that pokes fun of California's extremely high tax rate.

It cost $5 for a KitKat, yep, that's Taxafornia for you.

Taxafornia by EmJayee May 18, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026