thatonedudebro's definitions

Texafornian

A name given to any Californian that has moved to Texas recently to escape the shithole California has become or to escape the impending massive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.

God help us if any more of those Texafornian cockroaches come here. Their mannerisms are ruining everything.

by thatonedudebro December 6, 2015

pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.

by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016