Definitions by Farhanzam

Bolta Hai 

A word used to define ANY situation.

1.

Jack: Dude, my mom just died.
Tom: This is a Bolta Hai Situation.
Jack: Are you high again?

2.
Dave: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
Susie: Bolta Hai Situation!

3.
Cop 1: What's the situation over there!?
Cop 2: Bolta Hai!

Bolta Hai by Farhanzam June 27, 2009

Texifornia

The potential combination of two famous states; Texas and California. If this happened, it would be like political Holocaust.

This word can also be used to describe an anorexic giraffe.

1.
Bob: Dude, Mac and PC combined to make PMac.
Shawn: Texifornia time.

2.
Bill: Oh dude, that thing is disgusting.
Mr. Miyagi: Texifornia.

Texifornia by Farhanzam June 27, 2009

Jockoly 

A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)

Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.

Jockoly by Farhanzam June 26, 2009