Taxifornia

Taxifornia - A state where taxes, fees and levies (not the kind that hold back water) rule. Also, a state of being AND a state of mind.

I live in Taxifornia, my pockets have been picked clean by the confiscators.

by theangrytaxpayer January 27, 2013

Texifornian

A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.

Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.

Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?

Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.

Guy 1: Dat be ironic.

Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?

by CaliTex1990 October 16, 2008

Texifornia

The potential combination of two famous states; Texas and California. If this happened, it would be like political Holocaust.

This word can also be used to describe an anorexic giraffe.

1.
Bob: Dude, Mac and PC combined to make PMac.
Shawn: Texifornia time.

2.
Bill: Oh dude, that thing is disgusting.
Mr. Miyagi: Texifornia.

by Farhanzam June 27, 2009

Texafornian

A name given to any Californian that has moved to Texas recently to escape the shithole California has become or to escape the impending massive earthquake that will inevitably sink the state.

God help us if any more of those Texafornian cockroaches come here. Their mannerisms are ruining everything.

by thatonedudebro December 6, 2015

Taxafornia

A name that pokes fun of California's extremely high tax rate.

It cost $5 for a KitKat, yep, that's Taxafornia for you.

by EmJayee May 18, 2022