mexifornia

state in USA. the new name for California

Yo I live in LA mexifornia. U no north of Longe Beech.
alta alta yo I LA mounted Mexifornia police man I no show
U my badges. I dont gota show ya my stinking badges!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 09, 2006

bolder holder

large Bra size 44 DD or larger

honey where is your 4 hook DD bolder holder?

by itichie_nocanpoo June 07, 2006

mexican poker

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

mexican trike

mexican low rider with one front wheel.

Yo dude qua pasa una front wheel por que?? su musto gusto mexican trike I make only right turns if I turn left bumper drags.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 13, 2006

mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

mexican house

Poor mans casa. built above ground in iron wood trees.

sid took a wife. being poor built a mexican house in a Palo Verde tree. It was a 2 holer ( holes on each side of bed). Sid and wife were lazy mexicans when they took a dump they just kicked hard stuff out of bed & down the hole.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

mexican paper

Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )

I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006