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Texas Twist 

When one inserts a large texas toasted sausage link (with the diameter of 6 inches) into the anus of their partner and twists it while slowly pushing it upward until it reaches the intestines, forcing them to rotate there body in an attempt to adjust their self into a comfortable position.
the other night, me and my wife did the texas twist. i turned the sausage so fast she twisted and kicked me right in the face.
Texas Twist by Qtip 29 June 27, 2011
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Texas Twist 

An advanced maneuver involving the pursuit of two co-eds simultaneously. Originated in Texas but may be accomplished nationwide. Accomplished by traveling to a locale to visit one female, and scheduling a visit with another without getting caught.
DK performed the Texas Twist by going to visit Kristin in Austin, having her drop him off at the airport, and immediately picked up by Lindsey thinking he had just arrived. Bonus: Kristin may have paid for the ticket!

Texas twist 

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.
I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

Texas tornado twist 

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
Texas tornado twist by Subdued October 9, 2021

Texas Twister 

The back and forth twisting motion of the hands by a female while performing oral sex on a male. The hands twist left and right while stroking up and down the shaft simultaneously.
My girlfriend was blowing me last night, but she went all texas twister on my junk.

texas twister 

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
texas twister by Silvershank February 27, 2007

Texas Twister 

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
Texas Twister by awagg July 11, 2011