Texas Tramp 

A dead hooker found in the middle of nowhere. Her eye has been poked out by the killer with his penis as he skull fucked her to death. Also strips of skin are missing because the killer has taken them to make lampshades or other articles of genuine leather clothing which he then sells at flea markets. Also dead remains are covered in fecal matter from multiple sources.

"Hey Hank you see that Texas Tramp over on the side of the road about 20 miles back?"
"Why sure I did Homer. Did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been fucked out of her head?"

This here jacket is make of !00% genuine Texas Tramp leather!

Texas Tramp by Ticklemypickle69 August 12, 2009

texas tampon 

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

texas tampon by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017

Texas Tampon 

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

Texas Tampon by kneebrace October 24, 2017

Texas tampon 

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

Texas tampon by Teenypetey January 19, 2025