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Texas Tampon
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You put a cardboard paper towel or
toilet paper
tube
in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the
tube
, then take the tube out
If i get asked about
politics
one more time
, everyone is getting a texas
tampon
.
Texas Tampon
by
kneebrace
October 24, 2017
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