Texas Chainsaw 

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

Texas Chainsaw by MackZee July 21, 2018

texas chainsaw 

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

texas chainsaw by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

Texas Chainsaw 

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

Texas Chainsaw by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022

Texas Chainsaw 

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

Texas Chainsaw by anonymous August 17, 2025

texas chainsaw handjob 

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

texas chainsaw handjob by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger 

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008