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A man who lives on borrowing money and drugs from his friends. Usually seen with either a lot of hair or very bald.
"Hey dude, I was hanging out with Paul last night and he's turning into a real Tevyé
Tevyé by penisman786.5 October 25, 2019
Words you can keep
loyal, loving, arrogant, vain, an asset to orange county, he aint no hollaback girl,
jiggalo tevye
Tevye by joanna292929292 January 9, 2011
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Tevye teve Teven teyven Tevel tever Tenyer Tevenson Teveon tevez
An arrogant boy who lacks intelligence but manages to maintain dashing good looks; mostly acts like a douche.
Dayummm that man is sexy...too bad he's a tevye.
Tevye by connorwellzbitch November 22, 2010
Tevy: a last name never known, not defined. But a tevy is a funny, amazing person you will meet. They hide pain, they always want to be happy for others, but when they are sad no one knows. A Tevy knows how to party, knows how to take jokes and knows how to laugh. A tevy hides there pain from everyone else and releases it when no one is looking. Everyone thinks a Tevy is happy, and they topically are. A Tevy will forever feel guilty about something weather they did it or not, if they were somehow involved they will feel guilty. A tevy is a last name of the woman I love, a tevy has curves, has looks that no one can beat. The beauty of a goddess. As Tevy's eyes are so gorgeous you will fall in love with her instantly. A tevy is a badass with a kind heart, innocent and pure. A tevy lies to protect and gets hurt along the way for protecting her friends. A tevy gets mad and says rude words that they later regret. A Tevy will forever stand beside you, protect you, fight and die for you, a tevy loves their family and friends forever and always. A tevy is a angle sent from God. They will forever love you.
A tevy? She/he is my best friend! I've known them forever they will do anything for anyone!
tevy by Justsomeoneswhotherebsf August 9, 2017
A fun-loving, charismatic black man who loves dancing and singing. He can also be found tickling the ivories of a piano. He also likes to plan sleepovers at other people's houses.
George: Where's Tevelis?
Michael: He's probably playing the piano.
Tevelis by Theholygenius101 June 4, 2019

Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".
In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.
Teve Torbes by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006
A shortened form of "whatever"
I told her about the play and she was like "tever".
tever by Jell July 11, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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