tever 

A shortened form of "whatever"

I told her about the play and she was like "tever".

tever by Jell July 11, 2003

tever 

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

tever by Mike September 5, 2003

Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.

Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.

Twitter Tever by TwitterTever December 8, 2010

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

teteretetere 

Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere

Mike performed an amazing teteretetere on me and I can't ride my bike any more.

teteretetere by guzzzi November 17, 2021

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾 

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾 by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station by dustbruh September 22, 2021