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Twitter Tever
The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Twitter Tever by TwitterTever December 8, 2010
tavern ham
Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014
teteretetere
Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere
teteretetere by guzzzi November 17, 2021
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station by dustbruh September 22, 2021
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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