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**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male ensuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male ensuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
Last night i really didn't want to drink but then she offered me "The Tevi" and it was unforgettable.
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Get the The Tevi mug.Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.
**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.
1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male enasuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.
Last night i really didn't want to drink but then she offered me "The Tevi" and it was unforgettable.
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