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trystophobia 

Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.
Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".
trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013

Teslaphobia 

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.
We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.
Teslaphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

thotophobia 

Fear of Thots and fake ass bitches

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
thotophobia by Bobbybbrown December 7, 2014

Thotophobia 

I am afraid of that thot. I have thotophobia
Thotophobia by mavvid May 4, 2018

Twisted Testiphobia 

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

Teenophobia 

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.
Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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