Testophobia

The fear of taking a test

"I can't take this test I have testophobia."

by Vvidegard May 24, 2014

trystophobia

Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

by bgm71 July 22, 2013

Teslaphobia

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.

We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

thotophobia

Fear of Thots and fake ass bitches

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!

by Bobbybbrown December 7, 2014

Thotophobia

Fear of thots

I am afraid of that thot. I have thotophobia

by mavvid May 4, 2018

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011

Teenophobia

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.

by smitty werbenjagermanjensen1! March 7, 2011