Textophobia

The fear that you won’t get a text back

Bro I don’t know if I want to text her I have textophobia

by JetJimmy john March 19, 2020

thotophobia

Fear of Thots and fake ass bitches

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!

by Bobbybbrown December 7, 2014

Thotophobia

Fear of thots

I am afraid of that thot. I have thotophobia

by mavvid May 4, 2018

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011

Teenophobia

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.

by smitty werbenjagermanjensen1! March 7, 2011

teleophobia

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.

1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.

by just gotta know July 23, 2016

textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009