tesão

to have an urge (usually sexual)

Esto com tesão.

by MarcoPaolo January 6, 2009

tesão

Portuguese slang for an erection, a hard-on. In Brazil, it is also used when you find something or someone particularly exciting and pleasant.

Estava com uma tesão que nem me aguentava. - I had such a hard-on I didn't know what to do with myself.

by kakihara June 21, 2006

Tesão

7. Calão Pessoa que inspira desejo sexual.

Ela é um tesão.

by Becas826 March 27, 2023

testo-boy

A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.

1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!

Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!

Maggie: Testo-boy.

2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!

Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.

Mary: Don't make eye contact.

by ocius1 November 4, 2009

Testosterone Truck

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Testosterock

Really loud, heavy, manly music.

Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.

by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011

Testosterollercoaster

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.

Testosterollercoaster.

by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011