tesão
tesão by MarcoPaolo January 6, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.
Related Words
testo-boy
A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.
1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
Testosterone Truck
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023
Testosterock
Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011
Testosterollercoaster
A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.
Testosterollercoaster.
Testosterollercoaster by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026