n. Any false
explanation for a late report, missing cash,
pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic
sympathetic nod.
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So then there was this big crash, see,and like the heavens totally
opened up and some big voice was all, "Judy! You is
the chosen one! You be having my holy chile." So I said, " But I don't wants to be
pregnant. I got school to finish! " ( sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.