n. Any false
explanation for a late report, missing cash,
pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic
sympathetic nod.
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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally
opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is
the chosen one!" So I said,"But
I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.