Terracotta pie 

A pie cooked in a traditional clay oven. This can be a wide variety of pies including but not limited to cream pies (Not a pie made from semen during sexual intercourse), apple pies, and peach pies (again nothing sexual).

Hey, grandma, that TERRACOTTA PIE we had last night was delicious!

Terracotta pie by WEIRDGURL98 May 21, 2022

Terracotta Pie 

Terracotta Pie is reference to a vagina in the System of the down song "vacinity of obcinity".

Banana banana Terracotta Pie.

Terracotta Pie by coolhandluc February 9, 2006

Terracotta Pie 

it is a reference to Asian vagina

I love to eat my Japanese girlfriends terracotta pie.

Terracotta Pie by Tom Gordon November 4, 2006

Terracotta Pie 

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie

In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"

Terracotta Pie by RedHorse June 16, 2009

Terracotta Pie 

A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.

Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!

Terracotta Pie by Da Buddha July 2, 2007

banana terracotta pie

A mystical pie thought to give anyone who eats it the vocal power of Serj Tankian, the god of soaD operas.

Jonas: hey bro have you seen that mystical kitchen video?
Asher: oh yeahh, serj was so dumbfounded by that banana terracotta pie. i want to get my hands on it and eat it
Fiona: you know what else i wanna get my hands on and eat?
Jonas & Asher: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

banana terracotta pie by system of a table December 30, 2025

Banana banana banana banana terracotta pie

It is a reference to a System of a Down song: “vicinity of obscenity”, and has no sexual meaning, terracotta pie is a pie baked in a traditional pan made of terracotta

Man i want some BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA PIE!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta pie by Bingbopboopbangbimboombam December 26, 2025