Definitions by RedHorse
Haist
This is a word used in the Philippines. Its used to express resignation, sigh. Its like " oh well " "ugh" or "come on now"
Terracotta Pie
a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
Terracotta Pie by RedHorse June 16, 2009
Pause-And-Wank
1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
Pause-And-Wank by RedHorse April 10, 2008
The Great American Challange
The Great American Challange
1.an insanely large dildo(assorted colors) that is 10 inches in diameter and 2-1/2 feet long packaged in an american flag box emblazoned with the words "The Great American Challange"
2. a hilarious inside joke originating in Bradenton, Florida when one friend told another of a humongus purple dildo at a local "XTC" shop that was labelled "The Great American Challange" and packaged in an american flag box just because of its immense size
1.an insanely large dildo(assorted colors) that is 10 inches in diameter and 2-1/2 feet long packaged in an american flag box emblazoned with the words "The Great American Challange"
2. a hilarious inside joke originating in Bradenton, Florida when one friend told another of a humongus purple dildo at a local "XTC" shop that was labelled "The Great American Challange" and packaged in an american flag box just because of its immense size
1.mary's vagina is so loose, ill bet she could handle "the Great American Challange"
2.Mike: "hey william, do you want to take "The Great American Challange?"
William: "Hell yeah!"
Mike: "Haha! you're a faggot!"
2.Mike: "hey william, do you want to take "The Great American Challange?"
William: "Hell yeah!"
Mike: "Haha! you're a faggot!"
The Great American Challange by RedHorse January 12, 2008