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centipede handjob
Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014
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house centipede
A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007
Centipede
Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...
*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...
*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.
Best Buy Mobile Centipede
The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Best Buy Mobile Centipede by Franky619 October 27, 2010
Human Boobi-centipede
The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.
In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.
first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.
In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.
first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.
Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?
Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him
Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !
Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him
Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !
Human Boobi-centipede by Wilbaune September 18, 2014
Centipede Fingers
The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
Centipede Fingers by yungott March 25, 2016
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