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Tentacruel

A sexual torture method where a man (or shemale) is tied up and the torturer arouses him sexually (usually by viagra) and then places jellyfish on his erect penis.
1) The kidnappers threatened to perform the tentacruel on him if he didn't give the information they wanted.

2) Friend 1: Dude what's up? You look shocked.

Friend 2: I watched a bdsm video where a guy got tentacrueled. Some things cant be unseen.
Tentacruel by Tristanhentai August 1, 2017
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Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023

Tentacular 

Used in the workplace, tentacular refers to a body of work that has many dependent and independent parts. As such, it is difficult to manage, difficult to understand and often difficult to finish.
The project to re-structure the financial systems was so tentacular that over half the company was working on it, yet no one seemed to know why or when it would be finished
Tentacular by seafox August 15, 2011

tentacular 

adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening
"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."
tentacular by tentacular March 4, 2010

tentacular 

These squid rings are tentacular
tentacular by Branks June 11, 2006

tentaculear

Verb, from tentaculeo: derivative from 'perrear intensamente' in a party, followed by a girl wrapping her tentacles around him until he is completely paralized'
' A un compa lo tentaculear on en el pasillo de la casa de jose, el mae solo se sento y a los 10 segundos se dio por vencido'
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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