Tensure
An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.
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tensure
(ten'-shur)
noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.
noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.
tensure by noodlehead December 14, 2004
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Tensure • Tenure • Tenure brag • teasure • Tensuratard • Tenured nose • tenure gap • Tenure rage • Tenure Rot • tenure track paper
Friend Tenure
Noun,
After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.
After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.
Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."
Friend Tenure by camarro88 December 26, 2008
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teasure
teasing and pleasure combined into one word
verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex
verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex
teasure by William M, Michael S January 9, 2009
Tenure
I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired
Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
Tenure by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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