Tensure 

An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.

That guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time but sometimes I think he is a Tensure.

Tensure by Confucius November 3, 2003

tensure 

(ten'-shur)

noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.

"Yes!!! I just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick-ass number guessing game!!"

tensure by noodlehead December 14, 2004

Friend Tenure 

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

Friend Tenure by camarro88 December 26, 2008

tonsurephobia 

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.

I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia

tonsurephobia by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008

teasure

teasing and pleasure combined into one word

verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex

"yo will wut did u do today?"

"oo i had myself a nice teasure"

teasure by William M, Michael S January 9, 2009

Tenure 

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

Tenure by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

tenure 

an acronym that stand for:

Totally Exempt from Needing to Use Real Effort

my professor is completely awful because he's tenured

tenure by briarmoss April 12, 2010