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Teppanyaki 

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.
I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.

Teppanyaki handshake 

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.
Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?
Teppanyaki handshake by cprickler February 7, 2019

teppanyucki 

Over burning the food, teppan-yaki style, to a point that it is not palatable to a pig or goat.
"Dang, her japanese cooking is teppanyucki!"
teppanyucki by Scottcslo November 21, 2013

Timpany Vlinkazoo 

A man so consumed by the love of kazoos he transcends to meme master status.
Wow that guy loves kazoos, he’s a real Timpany Vlinkazoo.

Teppanyaki Inhale 

When your cook spits on the grill, you inhale the steam from the spit.
Went out to dinner last night, I had been craving a teppanyaki inhale for weeks.
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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