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Teppanyaki 

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.
I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.

Teppanyaki handshake 

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.
Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?
Teppanyaki handshake by cprickler February 7, 2019

teppanyucki 

Over burning the food, teppan-yaki style, to a point that it is not palatable to a pig or goat.
"Dang, her japanese cooking is teppanyucki!"
teppanyucki by Scottcslo November 21, 2013

Timpany Vlinkazoo 

A man so consumed by the love of kazoos he transcends to meme master status.
Wow that guy loves kazoos, he’s a real Timpany Vlinkazoo.

Teppanyaki Inhale 

When your cook spits on the grill, you inhale the steam from the spit.
Went out to dinner last night, I had been craving a teppanyaki inhale for weeks.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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