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Pronunciation: /ˈtel-əm/
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980

1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.
tellum by andy_mmmkay June 4, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A conjunction of Tell and them. Used by lazy fucks that jam words together
Why dunt you go tellum yer self.
Tellum by RadioWarsaw December 23, 2014
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A reverse mullet; long hair in the front, and short hair in the back. A favorite hair style of red necks across Nebraska.
Mr. Kelly has a tellum.
tellum by Poop Johnson October 30, 2002
noun; pronounced "Tell-em" the official haircut of Hoover High School's football team, Tune in to MTV Two a days for visual proof of the fashion faux paus.
"man that Tellum is a visual dichotomy its business in the back party in the front"
tellum by Derek All Together October 1, 2006

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terlumun 

Is a traditional Bantu name of Tiv origin most commonly encountered in the Benue Plateau of central Nigeria. The meaning of the name roughly translates to "God Accepts" or "The Father Accepts".
Wow, Terlumun has an exceptional penis
terlumun by Cj Looklin August 16, 2019
A word used to get the message 'out there'. It originated from a fire-breathing fire crotch, but is commonly used when something is spread around the school.

Britney- I can't hide that I'm pregnant any longer. And they don't even know about...my STD.
Chrissy- Tellam!
Britney- No, you tellam!
Chrissy- Britney, you HAVE to tellam. You can't just let him go on not knowing u gave him vagimples, honey.
Britney- Fine, I'll tellam.
tellam by Madelicious October 19, 2007
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