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Telebronesis 

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.
Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound
Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010
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Telebropathic 

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.
My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.

telebropathy 

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five
Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY
telebropathy by Brorgasm March 5, 2015