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telemanchecoprobleptophobia 

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

Telemanjaro 

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
Telemanjaro by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tilleman 

some one who constantly talk about the size of their penis, which is only a cover up for its lack of size
"i have a huge package"

"shut up tilleman you've got nothing"
tilleman by DoubleD14 January 16, 2007
Tellemen is the act of giving out free papers to homeless people, mostly seen in south america
guy1: Did you see Bobbie yesterday? he Tellemen'd all of the guys at the gas station
guy2:ok
Tellemen by Shovingkowing April 16, 2018

tolleman 

The most handsome man ever. He is very analytical and smart, if Tolleman can’t fix it no one can. He is so kind and caring and sweet. Sweeter than anyone you know. He has a plan and knows how to cary it out. Tolleman would know how to solve any problem
Wow, I wish Tolleman was here to help me out building this deck!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026