telleman

To fuck hard in the bumhole to be hairy in the ears

GFIE; come here your such a telleman

BOYFIEA; THNKYOU

by UWUSKIBBIDYTOILET March 14, 2024

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tilleman

some one who constantly talk about the size of their penis, which is only a cover up for its lack of size

"i have a huge package"

"shut up tilleman you've got nothing"

by DoubleD14 January 16, 2007

Tellemen

Tellemen is the act of giving out free papers to homeless people, mostly seen in south america

guy1: Did you see Bobbie yesterday? he Tellemen'd all of the guys at the gas station
guy2:ok

by Shovingkowing April 16, 2018

tolleman

The most handsome man ever. He is very analytical and smart, if Tolleman can’t fix it no one can. He is so kind and caring and sweet. Sweeter than anyone you know. He has a plan and knows how to cary it out. Tolleman would know how to solve any problem

Wow, I wish Tolleman was here to help me out building this deck!

by Henry William Taylor lll May 26, 2023