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teleswag
teleswag by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007
Teleshart
A real life spell one can cast, which teleports all current contents of a rectum directly into the nearest toilet, useful when a subject doesn't want to leave their gaming station. Castable on self or other. Note: Spell does not flush target toilet, which still requires manual intervention.
Grog was locked in a boss battle for what seemed like hours, so he cast a real-life Teleshart spell for instant relief. Ahhhhh.
Teleshart by continuousorgs August 14, 2023
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