Teleshag 

Sex with a telepresence system.

I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!

Teleshag by Xartle August 4, 2007

Telesha 

She is a Beautiful woman and she is very hard work she has a beautiful smile and any man that gets her will be very lucky

Telesha is beautiful

Telesha by Hi heheh February 13, 2019

teleswag 

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.

Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?

teleswag by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007

Teleshart

A real life spell one can cast, which teleports all current contents of a rectum directly into the nearest toilet, useful when a subject doesn't want to leave their gaming station. Castable on self or other. Note: Spell does not flush target toilet, which still requires manual intervention.

Grog was locked in a boss battle for what seemed like hours, so he cast a real-life Teleshart spell for instant relief. Ahhhhh.

Teleshart by continuousorgs August 14, 2023