teleswag

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.

Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?

by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007

Teleshag

Sex with a telepresence system.

I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!

by Xartle August 4, 2007

teleswap

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.

Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"

by morganfreemason June 13, 2012