Teleshart

A real life spell one can cast, which teleports all current contents of a rectum directly into the nearest toilet, useful when a subject doesn't want to leave their gaming station. Castable on self or other. Note: Spell does not flush target toilet, which still requires manual intervention.

Grog was locked in a boss battle for what seemed like hours, so he cast a real-life Teleshart spell for instant relief. Ahhhhh.

Teleshart by continuousorgs August 14, 2023

telefart 

The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.

Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!

telefart by Cart0n_Barn13 July 22, 2010

Telefartation 

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another

tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited

Telefartation by insanekiwi September 1, 2005

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

teleshot by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Telepharmavangelism

(tell-a-farm-a-van-gelism)
Found in the song "Symptom Finger" by The Faint, a word that encompasses the vast market of quick fix drugs (weight-loss, anti-depressants, sleeping pills, etc.) found on television. The "symptoms" usually appear with the ad/commerical and commonly aren't "real."
- telepharmavangelist

1.
"They're selling these great weight-loss pills on TV! They'll even give you a free seven-day sample!"

"No, don't get them. Its just telepharmavangelism."

2.
"Man, thats a good telepharmavangelist! Listening to him makes me want to buy the anti-depressants and make my life more full and joyful!"

3.
"You've got to get the shit they sell;
The pills that fix the way to feel.
Now they've shown you what to get,
You feel it coming on."

Telepharmavangelism by P. Hamster March 18, 2008

Eleshart 

When an Elephant thinks it is going to fart and it actually shits all over the Zookeeper.

Janitor: What the hell happened?

Zookeeper: That Faggot Elephant Elesharted on me again. I have Elephant shit in my ears and in my nose. Why does it only Eleshart on me?

Eleshart by Greyhawksown August 27, 2009

telesnort 

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.

I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?

telesnort by jon.o July 25, 2009