Telematow 

Having sexual relations with an animal (mainly with donkeys"

Actively sexually harassing someone.
Displaying weird behavior.

Omg... I just got telematowed in class by sum creep.

That dude is such a telematow

Telematow by anonymous May 5, 2022

Televators 

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

Televators by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

telemabob 

One of those dang blasted mobilized devices that every Tom, Richard, and their dog Harry carry around with them day-to-day.

I done went down to Ralcomm and got me one of them there telemabobs.

Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.

telemabob by Mooty with the big booty December 12, 2018

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG) 

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG) by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

telemakos

The manliest person who is smart and kind. They attract all female attention and get a lot of action with them.

Oh my god telemakos is so big and strong!

telemakos by Built _different889 November 25, 2021

telemathic 

the ability to do math in your head

Colin was able to multiply 13 x 45 telemathically. What a pro. I wish I was a telemath.

telemathic by schneidz19 November 20, 2010

Telepatorted 

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket

Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021