Telematow
Having sexual relations with an animal (mainly with donkeys"
Actively sexually harassing someone.
Displaying weird behavior.
Actively sexually harassing someone.
Displaying weird behavior.
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Televators
An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.
Televators by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008
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telemabob
One of those dang blasted mobilized devices that every Tom, Richard, and their dog Harry carry around with them day-to-day.
I done went down to Ralcomm and got me one of them there telemabobs.
Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.
Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.
telemabob by Mooty with the big booty December 12, 2018
telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)
Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.
Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.
telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG) by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008
telemakos
The manliest person who is smart and kind. They attract all female attention and get a lot of action with them.
telemakos by Built _different889 November 25, 2021
telemathic
telemathic by schneidz19 November 20, 2010
Telepatorted
Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.
Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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