Telepatorted 

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket

Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021

Teleported 

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"

Teleported by hotmama4u April 12, 2009

Teleported Bread 

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

Teleported Bread by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023