telemathic
telemathic by schneidz19 November 20, 2010
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telepathic hug
a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug
telepathic hug by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011
Telepathic Rape
Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.
Telepathic Rape by Eextreme September 7, 2021
telepathic rape
the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying
"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"
"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"
telepathic rape by idk lol idk what to do August 19, 2022
Telepathic Rape
A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
Telepathic Rape by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022
telemagical
When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.
Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.
telemagical by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Telepathia
Communication through the brain
A telepathic has telepathia
Telepathia by Nothing19999998 July 10, 2015
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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