telemathic

the ability to do math in your head

Colin was able to multiply 13 x 45 telemathically. What a pro. I wish I was a telemath.

by schneidz19 November 20, 2010

telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug

i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"

Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit

by idk lol idk what to do August 19, 2022

Telepathic Rape

A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.

Hey, have you heard of Telepathic Rape?
Yeah, at least it'll never happen to you.

by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022

telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Telepathia

Communication through the brain

A telepathic has telepathia

by Nothing19999998 July 10, 2015