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To teije means to forcefully place up a naval cavity.

The word comes from an L. Teijei who disgustingly licked his pinkey finger and put it up his belly button.
"Ahh thats so nasty did you just see him teije himself?!"

"hey fag, go teije yourself."
teije by wyaaaaatt April 26, 2008
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teije • teijen • teigen • Teija • taije • Taijen • teige • teje • Tejesh • Thije

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

tejendra 

Alpha male,True example of Giga chad, a Casanova type personality,can make any girl happy,a man with bright and successful future
Hey are you tejendra because you are fucking attractive
tejendra by Hagshsg October 22, 2020

Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters
The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity
Teixeira Regime by s1kk1m February 23, 2023
Beautiful tall skinny girl with amazing hair. Has the sweetest smile and is always considerate towards people. Her personality attracts people instantly and they confide in her very easily due to her open mindedness and good listening skills. A 10/10 in every way and the best friend one good have. Also an insanely hard worker and one of the smartest people you‘ll encounter.
Tijen broke her nail again
Tijen by VNonoV April 23, 2020
Known as a rather fragile Ikea shelf Tetje is also often used as a nickname for very annoying people. Apparently likes Husqvarna
Oh look at this guy he looks so weird! He's probably called Tetje
Tetje by Ford Focus Amogus November 28, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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