Sometimes called the Dang or Peter the Thienmeister is the captain that knows all. Sitting on his cold iron throne with dial up
internet situated in the dark city of Yagoona, no one
may question the Thienmeister for he knows all. no one
may out run the Thienmeister for he is too quick. no one may fight the thienmeister because he will fuck you up in dragons nest. The Thienmeister is the all knowing captain, Fuhrer Thien.
OH MY GOD BACK OFF ITS THE
THIEN MEISTER
YOU
WANNA COME FIRST IN THE 100 METER
RACE? LOOK THERE IS A THIENMEISTER BEHIND YOU