Tegan’d

To be fucked over or cheated on by a woman

Yo sappo dude iv been tegan’d

Tegan’d by Mumlol665 April 15, 2018

Tegan drew 

A beautiful girl inside and out. Sticks and stones may break her bones but words will never hurt her because she is proud of who she is and what she has achieved. People can treat her awfully and horridly but she won't care because she has better people to worry about in life than pathetic unimportant ones. This girl loves music and gets very emotional hearing her favourite songs. Treat her with some respect and she will do the same to you.

Tegan drew?
Yes?
Don't you care if people are mean to you?
No.
Why not?
Because I am who I am and if they don't like that then can get stuffed.
You are an amazing person Tegan drew.

Tegan drew by Elfygirly321123 March 28, 2013

Tegan Daniels 

When someone named tegan love a man named Daniel

Shes a tegan daniels.

Tegan Daniels by Daniel Ferns Lmao December 23, 2018

dirty tegan 

A dirty Tegan is where every orifice in the body is stuffed with cream cheese, then at 11:29 pm yelling “all hail the cream cheese queen” and squeezing as much of the cream cheese out.

“Hey what did you get up to last”
“Not much just did a dirty Tegan”

dirty tegan by Fortnitedancing3211 June 12, 2019

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Texan Democracy 

The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.

Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:

Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*

Guy1: sniff

Texan Democracy by girrocks June 9, 2011

Texan Daily Life

The best song ever.

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.

Texan Daily Life by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009