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Tegan drew 

A beautiful girl inside and out. Sticks and stones may break her bones but words will never hurt her because she is proud of who she is and what she has achieved. People can treat her awfully and horridly but she won't care because she has better people to worry about in life than pathetic unimportant ones. This girl loves music and gets very emotional hearing her favourite songs. Treat her with some respect and she will do the same to you.
Tegan drew?
Yes?
Don't you care if people are mean to you?
No.
Why not?
Because I am who I am and if they don't like that then can get stuffed.
You are an amazing person Tegan drew.
Tegan drew by Elfygirly321123 March 28, 2013

Tegan Daniels 

When someone named tegan love a man named Daniel
Tegan Daniels by Daniel Ferns Lmao December 23, 2018

dirty tegan 

A dirty Tegan is where every orifice in the body is stuffed with cream cheese, then at 11:29 pm yelling “all hail the cream cheese queen” and squeezing as much of the cream cheese out.
“Hey what did you get up to last”
“Not much just did a dirty Tegan”

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

Texan Democracy 

The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:

Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*

Guy1: sniff
Texan Democracy by girrocks June 9, 2011

Texan Daily Life

Jon: Yo b-train, what's your favorite song?

B-train: Texan Daily Life by The Pillows! They're so much better than The Fray.
Texan Daily Life by monkeypoop123 November 8, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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