Teddy-K 

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.

Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.

Teddy-K by Hangman May 12, 2019

Teddy KGB 

A bowel movement where after the main dump, there's still a piece of turd that is on the verge of coming out, but you just can't get it out. Called a Teddy KGB because it's just "hanging around". Will usually result in a terrible wipe where at least half a roll of toilet paper is used.

"Well, that sucked. I was in there for 25 minutes. It was a real Teddy KGB."

Teddy KGB by 711arbor October 14, 2009

teddy.ksc

the most amazing person ever wowowowowow they deserve the world, they are sososo handsome literally sobs…. and they r short but it’s ok bananamilf

teddy.ksc is sooooo handsome i can’t believe i know them

teddy.ksc by shshshhhshshhshhdhhhh July 21, 2021

teddy.ksc

a wonderful person and a full time tiktoker. they are very handsome and short, a nickname for them is bananamilf but no one can call them that. 100/10 i love them sm.

teddy.ksc is a wonderful tiktoker !!! definitely my favorite

teddy.ksc by shshshhhshshhshhdhhhh July 21, 2021

teddy kinch 

a little boy named teddy who is silly and cute

look at that teddy kinch over there

teddy kinch by twergy January 3, 2023

Teddy Weddy Kins 

Nickname for the very best of teddy's. He is the top of the teddy pyramid and is just amazing at everything. You can't argue with one or you will lose; Can't get mad at him (or stay that way for long). He will put all Teddy's to shame and make you feel wonderful in every way. He is the most perfect of all guys. He makes girl feel lucky to have him even for a moment. Time spent with him is like a fairy tail and forever seems too short. He becomes everything you ever want and need, and you cant imagine life without him. He will make you want to become a better person and do anything it takes to keep him with you. He is the most perfect thing in the universe and that could never change, not even in a million years.

I love my Teddy Weddy Kins<3

Forever and Always<3

Teddy Weddy Kins by Gabby Wabby Kins August 20, 2013

Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy 

Best mf you could ever meet, will slay people and other creatures like your bed bugs for you and commit arson occasionally.
Semi-aggressive when you reject their compliments though, gotta use a bat to shut up💔

They are the Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy.

Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy by Jordan_Ackerman July 1, 2021