Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

Ted-Phobic by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

tedphobic

Tedphobic is when you wish for all. Named ted to disappear and it perish,
Ted's are not fun people to be around
But they can be funny at times.

Scorpie: Hey do you know ted
Basil: Stfu
Scorpie: Ok, hey Hiki do you like Ted
Hiki: I despise Ted.
Scorpie: Wow you're tedphobic.

tedphobic by Hikimari2. June 12, 2022

tedphobia 

The fear of a large lady / booty sitting on your face, claustrophobic reaction quickly dissipates.
Traumatic eating disorder (ted) may be amplified by multiple partners.

Three fat ladies in a hotel room and tedphobia was not a problem.

tedphobia by neodawg June 12, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022