Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

Ted-Phobic by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

tedphobic

Tedphobic is when you wish for all. Named ted to disappear and it perish,
Ted's are not fun people to be around
But they can be funny at times.

Scorpie: Hey do you know ted
Basil: Stfu
Scorpie: Ok, hey Hiki do you like Ted
Hiki: I despise Ted.
Scorpie: Wow you're tedphobic.

tedphobic by Hikimari2. June 12, 2022

tedphobia 

The fear of a large lady / booty sitting on your face, claustrophobic reaction quickly dissipates.
Traumatic eating disorder (ted) may be amplified by multiple partners.

Three fat ladies in a hotel room and tedphobia was not a problem.

tedphobia by neodawg June 12, 2020