Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 03, 2025

Ty-Phobic

A deadly phobia of the name Ty, which results in suicidal tendencies and potential heart attacks

Sam: Is that Ty over there?
Ted: Ew I think Im having a heart attack.
Sam: I think Im going to kill myself.
James: that's really Ty-Phobic

by TedHate43 August 28, 2025