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Tedphobic is when you wish for all. Named ted to disappear and it perish,
Ted's are not fun people to be around
But they can be funny at times.
Scorpie: Hey do you know ted
Basil: Stfu
Scorpie: Ok, hey Hiki do you like Ted
Hiki: I despise Ted.
Scorpie: Wow you're tedphobic.
tedphobic by Hikimari2. June 12, 2022
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Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
Teaphonics by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012

telephobic

adj. Used to describe an individual who uses a phone for all purposes other than conversation (text, email, etc.).
My friend is so telephobic, she'll text through an entire conversation rather than use a telephone for its intended purpose!
telephobic by RS R June 10, 2008

Tazphobic 

Someone who fears the middle ground (Taz), they tend to cling to the sides.
You can't cling to the side your whole life, for now, your just a Tazphobic.
Tazphobic by Tazin Davos October 9, 2019
1. (From Red, meaning "RedDeadRedemion", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that RedDeadRedemion is dangerous.

2.An insult made by the god himself RedDeadRedemion to shame those who discriminate against him.
"You're bad at duels and your mother says moo" ... "you're redphobic"
Redphobic by Jimmy mc jim August 17, 2022
toephobic is the phobia of toes
omg i heard Maaike is toephobic!
i heard that too!
toephobic by allthelovebeatrice June 20, 2020

Theophobic

(Theophobia) - phobia or hate against people named Theo. Like homophobia but for theo’s.
Guy 1: “ Theo is such a bottom. “
Theo: “ THAT IS THEOPHOBIC”
Guy 1: “ omg I’m so sorry. Don’t cancel me , it was a joke. “
Theophobic by Theooo_tomii May 29, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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